- Anti Joke

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

What do you call a watermelon in Africa? A watermelon.

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What is funnier than 9 black fellas dead in a trashbin? 1 black fella dead in 9 trashbins.

What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

what is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? -one is the chosen people of Isreal and one is a food that was founded in Italy

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

guy 1: hey, i got a new dog. isn't he cute? guy 2: i just lit him on fire

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

Women Voting

Hey, we're both lawyers.

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