- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

How does Michael J. Fox like his Martini? With an Olive

There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

The Holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

I can Nazi

What did the boy do when he was cold? Got a blanket.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? Nay.

What's worse than nine dead babies hanging in a tree? One dead baby hanging in nine trees.

Stevie Wonder has put on a lot of weight since the 70's. I feel really bad for him because he can't watch what he eats.

Hey, look under there! Under what?

LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Cold camel scrotum.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The shark replies i dont have cancer just a terrible drinking problem.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? .......................................................................................................................................... SEVEN EIGHT NINE!!!!!

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