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Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A:Nothing. They're tubes of glue. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said object is, are not capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because the burglars tied her up and gagged her before they robbed the house and she couldn't do anything until one of the neighbors found her and untied her.

Poop

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

What's 9+10=? 19

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

whats dirtier than lady gaga's penis in justin bieber's vagina? nothing.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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