why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

what is big and white? the moon

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Your mother is so fat that she has diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

thumb_up thumb_down -2

No it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

thumb_up thumb_down -2

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Out on the playground of a school, extremely young kids are acting as living witness to an audacious thing. They're watching a very interesting display of strength and brutality. They're observing a enactment of lofty potential and great might. What're they watching? They're regarding their principal getting promptly arrested by the federal police for possession of technically illegal weaponry including, but not only limited to what looked like to them: peculiar "fire crackers" and reloadable "candy dispensers". In the ensuing battle, their principal got shot in the arm and a random pedestrian got killed by a stray bullet. In the end, the cruel joke's on them. Guess what? They're irrepairably damaged for the rest of their life.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

thumb_up thumb_down -4

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Q:What's the difference between a duck? A: The higher it flies, the much.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Yo mama's so fat. PERIOD.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had just been brutally raped by a lawnmower. The lawnmower had been hit by a car. The woman driving the car was suffering from Alzheimers disease. Which then escalated from the stress of the accident that she took her cat and ripped his right ass cheek then continued on with her day

thumb_up thumb_down -8

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you do when a blond ask you a question? Answer politely and thank her for her wonderful question.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops