Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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The club cant even handle me right now Because theyve reached their limit of people allowed in

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Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

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What do you call someone who takes a toaster into their bath? Adele's number one fan.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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A guy hit his elbow. Judaism.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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Want to hear a joke? Womens' Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

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Terrance was going to clean his room but then he got high, do you know why? because terrance is addicted to illicit street drugs and should seek medical help.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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