How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

asian drivers.

how do u fit 20 jews in a car? 2 in the front and 20 in the ashtray

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

why did i fall? i got pushed!

A black man walks out of a store with a receipt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

Come over here boy and have a cigar, you're gonna go far. Congratulations on being the first human cannonball, please use the cigar to light the fuse. Happy landings.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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