- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

What did the black man do when i shit in he's pant? Changed pants.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? A pilot.

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a woman.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joke.

A jewish man is sitting on a bench. A german man then proceeds to sit down next to him. They say nothing to each other.

Why was Veronica lying on the sidewalk? She was just in a drive-by shooting.

What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A seal walks into a club and gets hammered.

What's the color of a retarde dogs hair? 69

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