Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, Everything's Grey, I am a Dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

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Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

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A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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If there are 500 bricks in an airplane and one falls out how many are there in he plane? 499. Name 3 steps to get a Elephant in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2. Put the Elephant in the fridge 3. Close the fridge Name 4 steps to get an Deer in a fridge. 1. Open the fridge 2.Take the Elephant out of the fridge 3. Put the Deer in the fridge 4. Close the fridge The Lion King is having a birthday party. Every animal came, besides one. Who was it? The Deer. Because hes trapped in the Fridge. The Deer manages to escape the fridge, and hes running late. he encounters Crocodile lake. How will he cross it? He will swim through it because the Crocodiles are at the Lion Kings birthday. Then suddenly, The Deer dies. How? The Brick hit him.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

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roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

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What do you call a thirsty girl? H2Hoe

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Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Women's rights.

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how did hitler fit 100 Jews in his car??? he couldn't, his car only fits 5 people.

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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