you're a loser >>>>>>>>>>>

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

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who eats pencils asians

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Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

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what is big and white? the moon

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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What does an owl and a mole have in common? They both live underground, apart from the owl

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ha.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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A Man walks in to a bar and orders a pint of lager, he notices something floating on the top of his drink so he calls over the bartender. "Excuse me, I think there's something in my dr-" The man's sentence was cut short as a man with a gun had just walked into the bar. He killed everyone, there were no survivors.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

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A man finds an old lamp, rubs it, and releases the genie trapped inside. The genie grants him three wishes. So the man wishes for a million more wishes and uses them all wisely,

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Whats worse then any minority? inter-minority breeding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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