What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

Dancing Potatoe!

What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

whats sad about three black men driving off a cliff in a cadillac? a cadillac seats five.

What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

Why was the black man excited when he found a $20 bill on the ground? -Anyone would be excited

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

why did the monkey fall out the tree? he lost his grip

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

why was the girl in the corner with a knife? she's an emo

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

Steven hawking drives into a bar Disability

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have feeble minds and tend to wander around.

why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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