- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

Why does Lady GaGa have no hair down there? It's physically impossible to grow hair on your toenails.

If god gives you lemons You find a new god.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

How many testicles did Adolph Hitler have? Two.

Can Helen Keller keep a secret? No, she didn't hear it in the first place

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

Being a demigod and slaying monsters isn't normal, but on myth it is. MYTH: Not even once.

You're mom is so black... that she is most likely of African Descent

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. He says, "I am what I am." The white guy says, "yes." The black guy says, "why did you say yes?" If he was black he would have said, "I is what I is.":):):):):):):):)<3

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Why don't they sell aspirin in the jungle? Because it is not financially viable to sell pharmaceuticals in a largely unpopulated area.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

I saw a chameleon. Then it died

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

Guess what? No.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

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