Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Thumbs down if you like this anti-joke!

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So this guy drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later the girl has a misscarrage.

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why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

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A chicken met a chicken, And they were chickens two, Two chickens met two chickens, And they were chickens too. Four chickens met a boiling pot And they were chicken stew.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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What's the difference between George Washington and Wiz Khalifa? George Washington died many years ago.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gregory Pelnick

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You are what you eat, so... Can we not talk about this? Cause for me it's recently been sort of sexual. ... How can it be ?.... Ohhhh, dude, that's disgusting...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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You want to hear a joke? Adobe Flash Player.

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Albert and Hunter, Forever in love < 3

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What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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A bear walks into a bar. Four people were taken to the hospital and there was one fatality.

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did u hear about evan porter going out with his computer of course not because u haven't read this joke yet

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why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

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What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

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