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2 guys walk on the street and see a pile of crap. One says "That looks like crap." The other one stops and looks at it for a few seconds and says "You're right it is crap." They both avoided stepping on the pile of crap and continued on their walk.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

So two muffins are in an oven. They get baked.

knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

Black Veil Brides.

Two black people fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? Who Cares?

why is 4 afraid of 5? Because Monkey's eat purple pineapples

Why did little susie fall off the swing? because she had no arms. Knock knock who's there? not susie

Why was the panda sad? It's family died when China had an earthquake.

10 years ago, i man got cancer. He recovered and now leads a normal life.

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Womens' rights.

A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

I ENJOY MASTURBATING

Why was Timmy sad?

What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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