Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Your mother is so fat that I'm starting to worry about her health.

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Why did Mary punch herself in the stomach? -she was pregnant

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Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. whats blue and fluffy? pink fluff holding its breath.

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Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

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What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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what do you call a black man named mike

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

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knock knock whose there? it's me, Connie oh hi Connie, wont you come in? oh i was just wandering if i could borrow your scotch tape ofcourse! one moment please. no problem. say, hows phil been? oh he's great, he just got a new job! here's your scotch tape! thank you so much! ....................... what a perfect scene. It is very unfortunate, though, for as Connie walked away from the family whom she borrowed the tape from, a car came by and with a single strike, killed her. this proves that nothing is perfect.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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