how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

Knock knock Who's there My dick

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Three black guys walked into a bar. They all behaved very nicely, payed their bills and left when they where done.

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

Why did the black man rob the bank? Well..why not?

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't, there were no roads back then

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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