Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

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Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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There's some good news and some bad news. The bad news is there isn't any good news.

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Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

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Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

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guess what what? nothing.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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Woman's Rights.

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Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

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I am awesome, you are not, i am awesome, you smoke pot!

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Yo momma so thin, she admitted herself into an in-patient counseling center for anorexic and bulimic patients.

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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