- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

Why did the man die from drinking the water? It wasn't water, it was acid.

How come Michael Jackson can draw a perfect circle? He likes little BOYS.

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

We didnt star the fire ...........

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Q: What do you do when you find a black man bleeding from a bullet wound on your front porch? A: Call an ambulance! He may only have minutes to live before he bleeds to death! Hurry!

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