Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

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What was the beauty pageant contestant with a bladder control problem told by the judges? You’re an 8.

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Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

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There once was a mathematician, a physicist and an engineer in a room without an exit. The ceiling catches fire. They all die.

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Q: Why did the plain crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. By: LV

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Why, if you are blending a baby, should you put it in feet first? So you can look in to it's eyes when masturbating.

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 6 cheated on 7 with 9.. 6 is now a victim of domestic violence.

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We didnt star the fire ...........

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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what do you call a baby that's just been crushed by a piano. a mess for a cleaner to deal with. think about his health. after that he might get a disease from the body and he might not get to sleep as it is a haunting sight.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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What happened when your mom closed the blinds? You.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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Wolf Pussy

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What do you call a pig sizzling in a pan? BACON!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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