Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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wanna hear a good joke? neither do I

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Why was the tomato blushing? It saw the salad dressing.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm scared of toasters

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What abou three times

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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See you ******* dogface! All right? You're a compulsive *********** sit on that swivel! Stop swearing!

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Q: is this the krusty krab? A: No this is patrick!

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Why did the monkey fall off his tricycle? He got hit by a fridge.

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What is worse than a baby nailed to a tree? The holocaust. What is worse than 20 babies nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to 20 trees.

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Paul Dylan King!

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Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

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Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

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What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

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Larry stopped by today to drop of a package. The package was a bomb. So I gave the "gift" to my neighbor for her birthday. My Mom is my neighbor.

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democracy

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Japan called... They need help.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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