Why did the dog die? I beat him with a bat

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

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A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Knock knock What

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What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

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guess what chicken butt

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A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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-When is a door not a door? -Never

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? None, cus feminists can't change shit.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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whats wrong with 4 blackmen in a jaguar falling over a cliff?? That was my car...

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wish you were here, To get to the other side!

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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