What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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What did the deer say to the hunter? Deers are animals, they haven't yet evolved enough to talk..

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

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Jared Gough is a slut

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

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Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

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girl: Daddie, what's at the end of a rainbow? Dad: No sweetie, a rainbow is acually just an illusion constructed by the refraction of light white as it passes through a water particle in the stratophere. Acting as a prisom the particle will seperate the different components of light, ordering them by the rank of the light energy and the intencity of it's frequency and wavelength.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You set her on fire.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Molest them

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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