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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I crash my car, how many trees does it take to cover my yard in orange juice, yellow, because a cat pissed on my foot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

How long does it take for a Jew to die being gased. Same as anyone else.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

A man sees his friend and asks jokingly, "Hey is that ketchup or blood on your face?" The friend replies, "No, I ate your family," and shoots the man in the head with a rifle.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

What's blue and smells like yellow paint? Blue paint.

What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

why was the man gay? because he likes men.

How do you kill somebody instantly? Make them smell Smelly mcD's socks.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What is Earth made out of? Earth

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

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