Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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What is big and white, not the moon CC

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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I have no ideas.

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what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

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yo mama is so fat that they call her fat mama

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A man was jumped by two muggers and fought like hell, but was finally subdued. His attackers then stabbed him. He later died from his injuries.

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How u know when ur sister have periods... Fathers dig taste like blood

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

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How do you get a giraffe in a fridge? Open the Door, put the giraffe in, close the door How do you get an elephant in a fridge Open the door, take the giraffe out, put the elephant in, close the door There is an animal meeting, one animal doesn't show up. Which animal didn't come? The Elephant, it's still in the fridge You come across a crocodile infested river, how do you get across? You swim across, the crocodiles are at the meeting, Weren't you listening?

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What do you call Justin Beiber having sex with a woman? Gay

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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i'm on the sea food diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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