An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There?" "Sara" "Come in, we will have a cup of coffee in the good company of each other."

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Rock mattress.

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maddie latino

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When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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Why is One direction the best thing in the world? Becuz when 5 hot guys met each other they... Sorry I got lost in Zayn's eyes again! Now what were we talking about??????

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Which is rather deceiving, Considering that the name 'violet' should naturally insinuate that the object it is describing is violet as well. Violet as a color is generally a deep shade of purple. Therefore, shouldn't the aforementioned plant, the 'violet', be violet in color as opposed to the blue color that is most widely accepted by the general populous?

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Dear Sarah, Your a damn lesbian! Sincerely Adam Claypool

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What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

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What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

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Chuck Norris can drive a car using just his hands and feet!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

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a black guy and a squirrel get hit on two different roads. whats is the difference? there are swerve marks by the squirrel.

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What's worse then being HIV positive? Catching the cold the next day.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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