How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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Why cant penguins fly? because they cant

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hurry up, let me in! Hurry up, let me in, who? *gunshot*

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Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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why did model 602734 have tests? he didn't

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

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What did the mail man say to the resident? I have your mail. Now let's f*ck.

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Beauty is only skin deep Well of course it is, muscles, bones and tissues look disgusting.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

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Whats another word for Thesaurus?

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Anti Joke

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