What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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whats young and never moved? still born baby

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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what is big and white? the moon

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Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

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Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Q: What has 1 eye and half of a pig's snout? A: A pig peeking around a corner.

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Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok.

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A moth walks into a podiatrist's office, the podiatrist rubs his eyes and looks again and realizes it was just a man taking off his coat in a grandeur fashion.

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ballsack

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Good.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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