What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

Johnson stops eating

Last week, I saw a film. As I recall it was a horror film.

Why did the man not make any change at his job? Because he is Barack Obama.

what did the robot say to the centipede. Stop being a centipede!!!! Its funny because robots have arms.

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

Roses are bright, Violets are sad, I like sprite I'm really struggling for ideas at this point

When does a blond laugh and cry? When she's raped by a clown.

Your mom

Whats another word for Thesaurus?

Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

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