Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

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i dislike sack in my mouth

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What do you call an anti joke with no punchline?

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Contrary to popular belief- And this just in. My daughter has breast cancer.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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My butt!!!!

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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Why did the boy fall in the hole? He had no eyes

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

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Knock knock Who's there? An elf. An elf who? An elf who wants to be a dentist.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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boobs

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