What did the Ethiopian eat for dinner? Nothing

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a tuffet, Eating her curds and whey; Along came a spider, Who sat down beside her But was offered the window seat, Because this was Little Miss Muffet's stop

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Why do policemen wear belts? To hold up their pants.

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What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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potatoes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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boobs

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A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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Q: How many cantaloupes can you fit into Jackie Chan's basement? A: 4

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what do you get when you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientists a mutant chicken

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

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What's worse than finding your dad's wedding ring while fingering your sister ? 3 bee stings.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

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DIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDIEDIEDIEIDEIDIEIDEIIDIE DIE all of you Hahahaha

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Justin Beiber does not have a really good voice.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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