What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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Roses are red, violets are red, daffodils are yellow, and pansies are pink.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

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Japan called... They need help.

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How many times have I told you not to do that? Fourteen.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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democracy

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Penis-Pump

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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What did the boy do when he got locked out his house go on anti joke and make a stupid joke about him being locked out

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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There is a tiger in front of you a lion behind you and a bear beside you what do you do? Get of the marry go round

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Why did the boy have a tumor? Because he had cancer.

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Why do Jews make sure their cars can stop on a dime? So if something happens unexpectedly when they are driving they have a better chance of avoiding a dangerous collision.

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How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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