- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's small, yellow and great with numbers? A yellow calculator

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

whats funnier than drews nose .... ??

Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

Nice weather we're having.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartneder says, "Wow, buddy, you look awful. What's wrong?" The guy responds, "My life is a joke."

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

A police man, doctor and stage actor walk into a bar. They're identifying the corpse of the stage actor's brother.

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

A seal walks into a club.

Your mother is so stupid she never finished College thus having to work many menial jobs to provide for her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

Hey, name is Anita, I am Nero`s nurse, he told me to say that if you wish to speak any further, you are going to have to call him and prove you are not some guy. Say Tifa, do you ever play videogames?

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender picks up a newspaper and squishes him

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