- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

Why did the blond couldn't put a piece of meat into her mouth? Because she was vegetarian.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What did the duck say when it walked into the house? This isn't where I live.

what kind of panda eats leaves? the gray one :D

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Why didn't Peter get anything from his parents for Christmas? His parents have been dead for 5 years

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

XD I must like, really be into you, God I cannot breathe XD, that is like the most disgusting thing I have heard in my life, but coming from you that just comes out so quaint! XD

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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