Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

What do you do if you are locked inside a car with a baseball bat? Unlock the car

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

What is an anti-joke? This is.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

weiner? balls

Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

What do JFK and Hitler have in common? They died.

School : Todays lesson, 1 + 1 = 2 Exam, find the radius of the sun

Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

Sit on Santas lap Boner

How do you stop your baby from crawling into your room? Shove a spear through its head.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What's worse than death? Not a lot!

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

What's worse than getting a detention? Slavery...just kidding that was a good thing!

What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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