where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Barack Obama

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Homework.

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

osama bin ladens hiding spot

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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