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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

don't look behind you

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

Why did the asian die? he was driving

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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