- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dumbledore: Yo mamma's so fat --- her Patronus is a cake! Voldemort: ...bitch!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's the difference between two black people? Ones a little mocha caramel.

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

Why did the Vietnemese prostitute ask for the phone? Because she wanted to use the phone.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

A man walks into a bar. He hit his head so hard that he went into a coma.

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

Rock mattress.

What's White and can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

Why did Little Billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a washing machine.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

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