What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Why did my son fall off of his bicycle? Because I hit him with a steak.

What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney loves you.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

What's worse than finding mold on your cheese? Getting Raped

roses are red, violets are blue, hey reed and steven, we should hang out

What was the dying Raccoons last words? I don't want to die.

don't look behind you

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

A man is eating a sandwich. He is promptly shot in the face.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nevermind.

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots the bartender.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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