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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you rape a dog instead of a human. Because there esier to catch

If pinocchio said "my nose is going to grow", what would happen?

Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

Barack Obama

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

The battle of Troy lasted approximatley nine years.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

Homework.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than that? Dying. What's worse than dying? Finding three worms in your apple.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Q: Has your ear operation had success? A: Hotdog with chili.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

A guy is in Weekends Millionaire. He says: I could use a lifeline. Quizmaster: Which one would you like? Guy: Anyone, I have AIDS

What did the little girl do with her puppy? She killed it.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

osama bin ladens hiding spot

Yo mama is so fat, she is thinking of going on a diet.

what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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