Why did the little boy fall down? Because he was shot.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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A man was drinking vodka at his friends party. He got a headache. He told his friend, and his friend said that there was asprin in the cabinet. The man ate some. He died. He was stabbed from behind, and the blade pierced his lungs.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

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What did the elephant say to the goldfish? Nothing. Animals are unable to speak and fish aren't able to live on land

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what is stupid and reading this you

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this is an anti joke.... Get it yet

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How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

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Fuck yourself you piece of shit.

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Why was 1 afraid of 2? Because 234!

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Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

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You are reading this.Ya you the fat one

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Did you hear about the boy who got an AM radio? It took him a month to realize that he can play it at night too.

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Two guys walk into a bar... They sat down, had a few drinks and left without any incident.

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Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

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math test 2=2

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Why did the bunny eat his food

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Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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