- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

I'm going to Re-write History... History

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

A seal walks into a club.

"Up to 50% off."

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

A man was walking on the sidewalk until he saw a bird. He said, "Is that a bird?", and it was a bird.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

nick biggs ate a car well his name is nick BIGGS

Q: What do you call a plane with no wings? A: An unfinished plane.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown, how mad would you be if i ate your golfish? Very angry, as my goldfish is not food.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there? I'm going to kill your family.

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