- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's worse than locking your keys in ur at outside of an abortion clinic? Going in side and asking for a coat hanger!!

How do you starve a black family? Hide there government assistance card under their work boots!

And I want you like Anne Frank wanted ... nobody to read her diary. Cuz, like a diary is a collection of secret things that no one else reads, that's the whole point of a diary. Millions of people have breached this little girl's privacy after she was chased by Nazis. Kick her while she's down.

You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

lick my ballsack.... ok

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

what did the scientist say in Siberia? burrrrrrrrrrilium

- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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