Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he was angry and frustrated with the people in his life, and the ringing clock was the first thing he noticed in his depressed rage.

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What do you call a orange striped zebra? No not a tiger stupid its a orange striped zebra duh!

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How do you get an elephant in pajamas? Elephants are large mammals with several layers of body fat, and pajamas are for humans. there is no purpose in attempting this feat at all.

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Why did Sally drink water? Because she wanted to take pills and kill herself.

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Why did the manager fire his black employee? Because he was stealing office supplies. Why was he stealing office supplies? Because he needed the money for his family. Why did he need that money? Because he wasn't being paid his full wage. Why wasn't he being paid full wage? Because his employer was a racist. Upon this analysis, the state of California ruled the case of Jones vs. Smith in favour of Mr. Jones, and ordered Mr. Smith to give Mr. Jones a cash settlement of $500,000. However, Mr. Jones was still convicted with a single charge of petty theft and was sentenced to six months in prison. His family was still awarded the settlement of $500,000. Mr. Jones made parole three months early for being an "idol inmate."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

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What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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Did you hear about the man who didn't get a burger with his meal?! Yes he is doing quite well on his diet don't you agree?

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The 19th Amendment

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Q: What's funnier than a dead baby? A: Two dead babies.

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I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

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How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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Why do showers in Germany have 11 holes? Because a regular human on has 10 fingers.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Roses are red violets are blue whats the opposite of skiny again cause i think that's you

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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how did the turtle die? it drowned itself

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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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