four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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like for a handjob.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing...he found it.

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What's the difference between a rooster and a waffle iron? A lot.

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Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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your mom is so stupid, she once wrote a math test and didn't do very well.

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Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

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what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

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A man walks into the local grocery store on his way to work. He stops by the pastry section to buy a bagel. As he is paying, the cashier says "and here's some blueberries, they're complimentary." The man looks at the blueberries expectantly. When they don't say anything he looks up, feeling foolish, pays for his bagel and heads off to work as a partner in a lawyer firm.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

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why didnt you take a shower? because my house burnt down

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Who taught Chuck Norris? -Chuck Norris

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What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

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Penis jokes.

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the jokes are repetitive on this site

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Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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Anti Joke

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