- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

I don't like movies. Because ticket prices are overwhelming.

What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Q:How many Jews can you fit in a car? A:Two in the front, two in the back, and however many will fit in the ashtray.

Why did the Jewish boy grab his groin? Because he was just circumcised.

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

Why did the tree fall down? Because no one caught it.

A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

Why are these jokes so funny? Because they're NOT!

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Toilet Sex, Toilet Sex I Love Toilet Sex!

What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He was ferociously raped by a bear.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

Destiny was calling me, so I picked up the phone.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why is a black man fat? Because he eats a lot.

A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

How do you catch a unique rabbit? You could probably find many of them in the vicinity of Chernobyl. The radiation has probably created thousands of mutations. They are probably not as fast as regular rabbits.

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