How did the fat man die? Type 2 diabetes

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

Chicken

Knock Knock Come in

whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

Rock mattress.

Women's rights.

how do you spell ugly ? U G L Y.

Q: What cracks while having sex? A: The pelvis of a four year old...

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

I can't stand 9/11 jokes Their just plane wrong!

A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head were on a plane. They never met, and went their separate ways.

whats young and never moved? still born baby

Knock knock Who's there My dick

Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

Whos breath stinks and mas in jail. Bomber Neville

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Who wakes up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy? P. Diddy.

dad; were is ur head son; its on my neck duh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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