Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

That's Racist

A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

what do you get if you cross a cat with a cat? kittens.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

gay rights

Why is john unable to ride a bike? because john is a rock

where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Whats worse than being hit by a bus and dying? Being hit by a bus and listening to Justin Beiber in a hospital bed.

Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Say, "Wake up!"

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

A Banana wrote this...

A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

Do you need any assistance?

What's worse than hearing another Holocaust anti-joke? The Holocaust.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What happened on December 7, 1941 in Hawaii? People celebrated the 100th anniversary of December 7, 1841

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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