A boy watches as a firefighter saves a little girl from a fire and looks at his mom saying "I want to be a firefighter when i grow up mommy" The mom looks down and replies "Silly kid you're not gunna grow up you have leukemia."

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What did the one man say to the other? Nothing, they didn't know eachother

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How do you know when there's a terrorist in an airport? There's a camel in the parking lot.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. Ask me if I'm a bush. Are you a bush? No.

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What's dead? Your mum.

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Person 1- your face is a stupid joke Person 2- you're right, because it's not a joke its a face

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Knock Knock Come in, the door's open.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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Homosexual babies? It's a choice

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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Why did the little boy cry? His entire family was shot and killed at his elementary school play.

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Where did the 5 gay guys go? One direction

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If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

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How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

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A black man walks into a bar. The man behind him ducks.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Noobz -wondering why your valid anti-joke is getting voted down? Simply because it's a repeat, someone else has already submitted it. Only the original is valid for positive to votes. The regulars on here willallvote a repeat down immediately. I have 3 accounts set upwith different IP's just to do that. You have been warned. Search first mo fo's

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How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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What do you call a disabled Jew? His name

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