Chuck Norris

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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What's up? The sky.

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its just a bulge I swear its not a bomb

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why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

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AHHHHHHH OMGOMG OMG I SAY TO MY MUM SHE RUNS INTO THE ROOM SCREEMING AND SAYS WHAT HAPPEND I SAY ....................... i forgot now (k.c)

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i would like to know if the rumors about the moon being made out of chees is true because nobody told me it was CC

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Yo momma is so fat that you should really take her to the hospital, i've become very concerned for her.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Polly went out for a cigarette. Then she was raped.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

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i eat poop

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Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

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why didn't bobby eat breakfast? because i stapled his head to the floor

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. To get to the other side.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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what is big and white? the moon

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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