A blonde read the newspaper the other day and she saw "Sarah Piplin-laid by 5000 men" She reported it to the owner of the company as I felt it was not appropriate for a family newspaper. The person at the other end of the line asked the blonde, "are you blonde?" "Yes, how do you know?" she replied. "Because it says Sahara Pipeline, you idiot!"

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Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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Why can't the dinosaur eat M&M's? He is dead. He used to rule the Earth 65 Million years ago, though. Dinosaurs are reptiles. Whales are not. Meow?

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Why? Because!

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Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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q: Why does my grandpa climbs a phone pole with a bag of bananas? a: He likes to climb and he might get hungry.

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because, It can't fly

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

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what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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What is more tragic than a nice day wasted? Obesity.

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A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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Anti-Jokes is addicting, you know what else is addicting? Heroine.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Chuck Norris

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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