- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was hit by a large refrigerator Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? The two of them were stapled together Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

A Nazi and a Communist walk into a bar. 10 million Slavs die.

What did the black kid get for his birthday? A bike, just what he asked for.

What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

Child birth. So easy women can do it.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

I cat tried to jump over a fence It was electrified

Hi Shelby!!

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Guy: Im bisexual. Girl: Im thermosexual. Guy: ? Girl: Im only attracted to hot things. Which isnt you.

Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What are the black specks in birdshit called? That's birdshit too.

John Hammond from 'Jurassic Park' looks like KFC's Colonel Sanders. Which is ironic, since chickens are descended from dinosaurs...

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

So a seal walks into a bar... ...seals can't walk.

There once were two muffins in an oven, and one definitely did not start talking to the other

That's Racist

A woman leaves the kitchen.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

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