knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

What do yo call four Jewish guys sitting around doing nothing? The Sabbath Day

What do you call a fly with no wings? A walk.

why is nick a dumb ass? because hes not a smart ass

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What is worse

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

Knock knock Who's there My dick

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

This is not a good joke.

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

Women Voting

How many anti-joke fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Or two if it's a really high bulb and you need a second person to hold the ladder for safety.

silly rabbit, rape is for babies

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

Zach Murfitt has a huge penis! Lol jk he has an inchy stryder

What is worse than getting the wrong haircut at a hair salon? A terrible shooting at your local Chuck-E-Cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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