What is the difference between a black guy and an asian? They are both black, except the asian

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Why is the black guy bad a Hockey? He was raped with a hockey stick by his father, after many years of pain and sex jokes, and the internet meme of the rapey daddy came out, the man then tryed to kill him self, but lived and the became a... shit i forgot, well long story short, it was roger from family guy.

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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you know what hurts.... PAIN

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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What do you call a puppy with no eyes? Ugly,

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What did the priest say to the rabbi? "Hey Joe, how's the family?"

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What do airplanes and grapes have in common? They both have wings, except a grape doesn't.

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What did one wall say to the other? Walls don't talk.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Why did the little girl selling lemon aid die? Someone drove by and threw a fridge at her

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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Whats worse than a flat tire? penile fracture

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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Two goldfish are sat in a tank, one says to the other 'I forgot who you are' to which the other replies 'I forgot what you said'.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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