Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

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without laughing try to say " i hate bubble" with a dull face

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What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

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Bin Laden comes out of a cave

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

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How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

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I have no ideas.

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Chuck Norris died.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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your joke is so unoriginal. i had heard the joke before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why do they censor everything on here? Because **** **** ******* *** ***** *****.

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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don't look behind you

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How do u shit With ur ass

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

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