yo mama's so fat, we are all extremely concerned about her health

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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why are niggers afraid of the dark ? because they think that darkness is the only black thing there

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If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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How do you wake up lady gaga? You poker face.

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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this anti joke will likely be the most liked one out of all the anti jokes.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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A homeless boy walks up to a woman. "I'm hungry" "Then you should eat something."

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your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Q.What is the bigest lie in the universe? A. I have read and agree the the Terms of Service.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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What do you call an African american in your back yard A slave (I am sorry this is racist)

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

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Enchilada

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