. Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

What did Grandma give her grandson Billy for Christmas? Scarring memories of sexual abuse.

HARRY EFFING STYLES

What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I threw a refrigerator at it

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the pencil case unzipped? Because it wasn't zipped up.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? cheese.

Have you ever noticed that when geese fly in a V, one side is long than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side

what do you call a Ukranian woman without a visa? my maid

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

Japan called... They need help.

Shit happens. Correction: feces happens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

What do you call a pig with 57 nipples? 3 more nipples and you can call it a 60 nippled-pig

What do you call a bird with wings? Redundant.

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

Bin Laden comes out of a cave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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