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One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

Turn around.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

What do you call a man with no legs and arms hanging on your wall? Art

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

Whats fat, brown and on the ground? A chubby indian kid

Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

how do you kill a mexican? make him go to the cicus

Two black guys jump off of a building; who falls first? The one that jumped first

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset in her backyard Neither did she.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

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Why didn't Jane buy an ice-cream? Because she was lactose intolerant.