A Jew walks into a bar. He sits down for about half an hour, enjoys some drinks and calls a taxi to take him home.

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is mayonnaise an instrument?

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Where's my tractor?

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Why Was a guy wearing Pink pants? Because He Was Gay.

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How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

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What happen to the boy who poured water on his head? He got wet.

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Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she was blind and deaf.

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Question: How many rocks does it take to make a pancake? Answer: Tree.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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Why did Chuck Norris go to Chuck E Cheeses? Because his friend wanted to go.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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robin, get in the car.

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When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

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Q: Your arms are tied and bleeding from your face, a bull is charging at you, a catapult launches a bunch of rottweilers with rabies straight at your face, a nuclear bomb right next to you is five seconds from exploding, and my teleportation device ia right next to you, what do you do? A: You start by getting your own damn teleportation device! The hell ill let you bleed on mine!

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What do chicken babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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anne hatthaway

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Whats funnier than a jew holding a nickel. Nothing. Jews are cheap.

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How Do You Get Your Mom To Shut up? You Kill Her.

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An Irishman, a Mexican and an American sit a test. They all pass.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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How do you get a clown of a swing set U hit it with an ax 2.5 times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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