Twisty Snake bite: Doctors office. Patient: Err Doc, a snake bit me in the err, private area... Doctor: I must suck out the poison immediately! Patient: What? Man! Are you sick? How do I even know if the snake was poisonous? Besides they only do that crap in bad jokes! Doctor: Yeah but this is an anti joke so drop em! Later at home: Wife: So did the Doctor help you dear? Patient: Worst doctor ever, he really sucked!

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What did the Polar Bear say when he slid off the iceberg? Radio

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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knock knock 'who's there?' 'just open the door'

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I avhe dyiaexls.

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What begins with "F" and ends in "uck"? There are multiple words or words that begin with "F" and end in "uck." So you dont need me to tell you, be creative.

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Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

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Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

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Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

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A person walked into a bar, he saw it was the wrong bar so he leaves...

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LOL. It's East vs LA and Durant

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Roses are red, Violets are pencil, this poem makes no sense, refrigerator

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What is Bigfoots favorite food? Biscuits and Gravy.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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How do you kill a fly? Shoot it

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Nah

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Why did the man fall over? he had a stroke.

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

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69

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuse 7 was a convicted serial killer. >----->

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Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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