- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

my girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile, thats a big word for a 3 year old

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Your mom

Gifted Education classes learning social studies curriculum.

How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

women's rights.

Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

What do you get when you cross a tho with a mas THOMAS!!!!!

If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

What does a girl get from a dead MAN:)?? Nothing he is dead.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

Why didn't the bear go snowboarding? It was hibernating

Gestapo.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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