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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

A guy walks into a bar and says "hey can I get a strong drink" and the bartender says "no we don't allow blacks in this bar" and he was then pushed to the ground and thrown out.

who eats pencils asians

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

Whats big, ugly, and sucks? Death.

Woman's Rights.

What did little John get from reading this. Wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest.

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

Why did the plane crash? I don't know. I wasn't on the plane. Its likely, based on the damage, that everyone on board died and therefore couldn't tell you either.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

The WNBA.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? Put her in a circular room and tell her to find the corner.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

A. I have a really funny knock knock joke to tell you! You start. B. Knock knock A. Who's there? B. ....

where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

Roses are red Violets are penis

My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

An blind orphan in an impoverished Irish village develops both AIDS and terminal cancer. You laughed a little at that. You are going to hell.

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