What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Paul Dylan King!

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The doctor comes out of the room and tells the new parents that there is good news and bad news. The couple says they want to hear the bad news first. The doctor says "your baby is black." The couple then ask "what is the good news?", the doctor replies "your baby is dead."

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baby loves lalma

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My aunt used to say slow and steady wins the race she died in a fire

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the bird

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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What do you call a fish that is missing an eye. fsh.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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What did the finger say to the thumb? Nothing, fingers can't talk.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

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what did the boy from a computer recycling unit in china get on his birthday? Pancreatic cancer.

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What do Asians eat for dinner? Home cooked meals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho!" Asain Santa Claus, "Hohohohohohohoho!" Pedophile Santa Claus, "Ho ho ho! Come and sit on my lap children!" Dyslexic Santa Claus, "Oh oh oh! Merry Shitcrams!" Narcopleptic Santa Claus, "Ho ho..." *snores*. Black Santa Claus, well, I wouldn't like the idea of a black fat guy breaking into my house, eating my cookies, drinking my milk, and leaving presents under my tree. Would you?

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What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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