- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

How is it possible for a man to get raped? Easy. He lied.

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- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

Why don't women need watches? Because they have clocks on their cell phones because they have jobs outside of the house and are INDEPENDENT WOMEN! MEN DO NOT DEFINE THEM!

what is the difference between oral sex and anal sex? one has to deal with a butt

jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

Q: why couldn't the pirate boy get into the movie? A: the movie was rated R and the pirate boy was only 14 years old, and he didn't have any adult supervision, which prevented him from entering the movie.

omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

What happened when the roof fell on a young boy? Nothing. He was an orphan.

My Japanese girlfriend left me the other day... I am now depressed and have resorted to comfort eating.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, they're just out of bad taste.

Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What do you call a gay man flying an aeroplane? A pilot.

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