What's green and has wheels? Green cars.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

how do you annoy people? make statuses from anti-joke.com

a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

Canida

What's more annoying than Minion quotes? That the girl in the basement keeps screaming for help.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

What is worse

- Server, there's a hair in my soup ! - You're right, sir, I'll give you another soup imminently.

- Mother, where's my bread? - It's in the living room.

2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

A Jew doesn't walk out of the Holocaust.

Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

why did the small child drop his icecream? he was hit by a bus

A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

OBAMA

Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Go in public and say this You-it smells like up sexy in here Person-what's up sexy? You-nothing much, how about yo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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