whats red and spikey? an apple i lied about the spikes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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a drug dealer was caught and sent to jail. he asks the cop if he could give the cop the drugs for bail. the cop does not except the offer because it is against the law.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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alright whoever posted it, like this, then comment your first name

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There once was a beautiful princess named Snow White who lived with seven dwarves in the forest. One day, and old hag approached her and offered her an apple. She bit into the apple, chewed, and said,"Wow, that's tasty. Is this a Golden Delicious?" The hag said, "Why yes, it is. I have a private orchard. Perhaps I'll let you see it some time." The two promptly resumed their lives.

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a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

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Knock knock Whose there? you you who you know who you are

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

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whats worse than the halocaust? disney channel.

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What did the blind, deaf rabbit get for Easter? . . . Eaten by a by a lion.

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Who can jump higher than a mountain? Everyone, mountains are incapapable of jumping.

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toast points

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Rebecca Black.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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There's no "i" in tim.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What did the priest say to the nun? ... I don't know, I wasn't there.

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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