Whats 9 + 10? 19

like for a handjob.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I was dropped on my head as a baby, kjhgfiehcgbfbjebfiuheggfcug

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question! Feminists can't change anything.

9 little monkeys jumping on the bed... One fell off and died!

Nathan Gooderson.

who can jump higher than mount everest? anyone. mount everest cant jump

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

¸Knock Knock whos there Penis penis who your family has penis cancer

What's the difference between a white guy and a black guy? Their skin color.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

what do you call a dog with no legs? doesnt matter what you call him, he aint coming!

I cant think of one (._. )

When life gives you lemons...you probably just found lemons.

Whats the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick into someones ass

How many Jews can you fit in an ash tray? 1 million.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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