Knock Knock Who's There Gary Oh hi Gary, come in

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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Ask me if I´m an orange. Are you an orange? No I? a person.

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roses are green violets are red im shooting heroine into my head

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Bin Laden is dead.

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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what has two legs and bleeds? half a dog

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Adam Sandler.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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what's red and fluffy ... red fluff

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what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

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Patiant: Doctor Doctor i feel like a pair of curtains Doctor: ok Patiant: what shall i do ? Doctor: Go how and stop wasting my time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a wild dog on the other side, so he crossed the road to avoid potential danger.

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What does mens "man sauce" and babies have in common? They're both fun to make and easy to kill...

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

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Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch."

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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