- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

Knock, Knock Knock, Knock Knock, Knock No One's home.

If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

That moment when you touch your balls then sniff your fingers and realize it smells good.

My mom.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

Norm Macdonald's roast of Bob Saget.

What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

A woman went out and had a great time with her friends. Then she walked home alone and got viciously raped by 4 large black men.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

A man walks into a bar. He says ow

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What do you call a horse and a donkey mixed together? A mule.

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One of them I can whack with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

How do you piss off a female archeologist? Kill her dog.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk along a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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