- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

What's big white and cant climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the woman have sex with the man? Because she is over 18, which is above all of the legal consent ages in the United States.

why did the boys voice get so deep? He just went through puberty

Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Why do black people call white people "Niggas"? Because they took an overdose of KFC and watermelon, they're actually just insulting themselves.

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her an anti joke

Did you see Ray Charles's house? No. Yeah, neither did he.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

What's cold and icy? Ice

knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

How do you make a panda toot? You punch it in the stomach.

A man and woman are out to eat on their first date. When the woman goes to pay, the man explains that he will cover the cost of the meal. That's a good thing because the woman didn't actually have any money. This happens all the time.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

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