- Anti Joke

Why does a ginger have no friends? Because it is a non sentient horizontal stem and thus incapable of forming complex social and emotional bonds with conscious organisms.

What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

What do you call a dumb Asian? An Asian who lacks education.

A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there?" A: Knock knock knock B: "Who's there!?" A: Knock knock knock B: "God dammit who's there!?" A: "Penny?"

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

why cant the black man vote? because hes not 18 yet.

Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

Trust me im a doctor but this is pratice

What was the color blind boy's favorite color? I don't know? neither did he

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

What's funnier than somebody spitting in someone else's food? It's not even funny, it's just plain rude and disgusting.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Q. Why did the monster have eight legs? A. I don't know.

what is a big jar and has a human in it? A human in a jar.

What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

Why did the woman make a sandwich? She was hungry

Chuck Norris.

What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."