- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

The doctor said he had good news and bad news. I asked for the bad news first. He said, "You have AIDS. I asked what the good news was. He said "You will only have it about a year."

A horse walks into a bar the bar tender says hey you cant be in here you are a horse so the horse leaves.

Why can't Stevie Wonder drive? There is no steering wheel at the back of the bus.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

whats black and yellow and makes you smile? a bus full of black people going off a cliff. do you shame is? there was three empty seats.

A fish swims into a wall. Says dam.

What's green and if it falls out of a tree it kills you? A pool table.

Why do all black people have nightmares? Beacause we killed the only one with a dream..

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Friends are like trees. They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did Billy get a 102% on his Algebra test? He got all of the questions correct including the bonus question. Oh, and he slept with the teacher.

What's the same between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: How do you get a clown to stop smiling? A: Hit it with an axe

What's big, white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

Why did the unicorn cross the road? i dont know. unicorns arent real

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

what did the black guy get for christmas? a car because he really wanted one.

Chapter 6 : The pimp ``scooby`` tells how delivered the poor young people to people with money.

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