What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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imadewords

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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This is my joke. funny

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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monkey sponge

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Yo Momma's So Fat... She tried Weight Watchers, and still gained weight... She hung herself last weekend.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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the guy below me is gay

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did you know the leading cause of funerals is death?

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A white man and a black man play a game of basketball, who wins? It depends who's better

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

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Timmy heard that Red Bull gives you wings. He drank one and waited. No wings. He drank another and waited. No wings. Timmy drank 3 cases of Red Bull trying to get wings. Timmy died. The end.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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guy walks into a bar a metal bar ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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YOU IS DUM

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Why did the pig fly cuz his wife is a bitch

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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