- Anti Joke

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

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Why did the Nazi not help the black man up after he had been badly injured? The Nazi was in a wheelchair.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she heard there would be quaffles!

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john liked the paper........ so he took it

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There is a white man, a black guy, and an Asian in a car. It got into an accident who did it? Asian dude

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

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What do you say to a man who isnt funny You're not fuuny

What's red, loose, and easy to wear? A rock. I lie about everything.

Your mom is so fat, when she sweats, it is more than the normal amount of sweat.

Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

Poop

What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

What did Mulan say to Pocohantas? Nothing as they are nothing but fictional creation of the childish (yet genius); minds of the Disney corporation. Although if they were capable of empathy (which isn't likely) then they would still, say nothing, as they are from two completely different movies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

friend: whats in the box? me: shhhh, its your mom... im saving her for later.

Obama-Care

Q: What did the ugly duckling say to the other ducks? A: QUACK!

What is worse

1 what do gay horses eat? 2 hayyyy 1 no horse dick

What did Billy get for christmas? Nothing he died of lung cancer.