Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

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Whats worse that biting into an apple with a worm in it? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

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What do you call an unexpected pregnancy? A defective condom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding, he can't walk.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had a seizure.

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What starts with P and ends in O-R-N? Popcorn.

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Its april fools day and a women is in labour and has to rush to the hospital. Her husband couldn't make it so it is just the doctor and her in the delivery room. 4 hours of labour go by and complications arise. 12 hours later she gives birth toa beautiful baby boy. The doctor wipes the baby off and goes to hand it to her but then suddenly pulls it back and kicks it a cross the room. The mother screamed "my baby boy!" and the doctor smiles and says "April fools! It was already dead!"

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You smell bad? Cool.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Friend: "yo momma is so fat........ Me: My mom is dead

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Me.

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Why Can't Asian women drive? a: Cause they are chink assholes who have only peripheral vision

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Q. If you have $5, and a friend has $5, then how much money do you both have? A. You both have $5.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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