What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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World Peace

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Have you ever met a black man who wasn't good at basketball? I have, quite regularly.

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A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her statement.

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Yo mama so stupid she stole free bread.

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Why did the used car salesman stop selling cars? He got fired.

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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how do you kill jesus? with a knife

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What's funnier than Carrot Top and Dane Cook combined? Almost anything.

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A black man and a Mexican are hired as day laborers by a white man. The black man cleans the house while the Mexican mows and trims the yard. Both are hard-working and attempting to provide for their families in a down economy.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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roses are red, violets are violet

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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no u

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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hey.

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