- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Hellen Keller

shut up

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

What do you call a Mexican and a Black man on the moon? Astronauts.

Billy: Mom.... Dad, I have decided that I want to live on my own. Parents: Great son! We're so proud of you! Billy: Thanks for your support! Your luggage is outside by the taxi.

Whats worse than scraping your elbow and knee? Beheading and disembowlment.

Steve Jobs.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share personal information with a stranger.

People are like cats, they both die when they're suffocated

what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

how do you kill an African baby ? put it in the microwave for roughly 45 minutes

Why did the baby cross the street. Because he was attached to the chicken.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shih-tzu? Dogs are large and solid objects and therefore cannot be mixed together.

Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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