- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

What did Squidqard say to Spongebob? Shut up.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

There are two muffins sitting in an oven the first muffin turns to the other and says "Its pretty hot in here." the second muffin jumps back and yells "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ben. Oh hi! come in.

A black man walks into a bar and see's a mexican bartender. He orders some vodka.

what is pink stinky? your butthole lol

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

What did my mom get for christmas? My dad, Dick in a box. My dad's name is Richard.

What did Batman say to Robin befor they got in the car? Get in the car.

Lil' Wayne

How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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