There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Why did the asian die? he was driving

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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a chinese man and an irishman walk into a bar. This is odd because these men are from countries extremely far apart from one another

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

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What do you call a dead black guy? A TERRIBLE CRIME

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What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

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What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

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Cassie Mills you are gay stop being silly in class you're not funny.

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot.

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Wanna hear a joke about a germ? Sorry I don't want to spread it! -LEts Go Mets!

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris's hand

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knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

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Q: Who won the fight of two black guys and a white guy? A: The black and white guy because two is better than one.

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw an eatable life form.

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A Banana wrote this...

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Today, we will be identifying power tools. This is not a drill.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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