Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

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Why does Jerry sandusky like little boys? Because each and every intellectual human being have different interests

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Hollywood presents: "HELP US MARIO! THE WORLD IS BEING OVERWHELMED BY KOOPA AND HIS FORCES OF TURTLES!" "What the hell do you want me to do? I am a damn plumber, squish them? Besides they are just turtles" "Oh yeah..." Steven Spielberg: Get bay on this script, at least its much better than the first one.

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Left. That one direction...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Why was the boy with a green and blue collared shirt holding a bottle of rice dead at the bottom of the sea? Because he was pushed of a boat and couldn't swim.

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call of duty is how they say it, calla duty is how we say it...

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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poop

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What happened to the man who was hit by a car? He was immediately rushed to a hospital and was reported to have a broken femur dislocated shoulder and several broken ribs. The driver was later found and was declared driving under the influence of alcoholic beverages and the victim's family sued the driver for the medical costs. The driver was arrested and was sent to a detention center for 3 months and the victim made a complete recovery.

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Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. The female body inspectors? No, the female bawdy inspectors.

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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obama is a good president

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Anti Joke

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