Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock WHAT THE F*** DO YOU WANT?!?!?!?! Oh, well then nevermind

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Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

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What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

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Justin Bieber is a talented singer.

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If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

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How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

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why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad. salads can't fly planes.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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How do you keep a blonde occupied for hours? Put on an entertaining movie.

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whos gay? you are

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? How dumb are you?

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An illegal Mexican immargrant was deported for the selling an use of marijuana. the sad part is this happens everyday

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Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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Why do black people eat at KFC? Because KFC serves good food at reasonable prices.

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when Bonquisha and Letroy had a baby girl what did they name her? Courtney.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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