- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

how do u get a nun off the bottom of a cruise ship you untie her

What do you get when an Asian and a black person have a baby? Black and yellow. Black and yellow. Black and yellow. :)

Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

Wikipedia has no entry on "gullibility."

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

A van drives into a car. An hour earlier, the man who was driving the van walked into a bar.

What goes gurgle, gurgle, gurgle, POP! A baby in a microwave.

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?? Where's my tractor?

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

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so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

Looks through the peephole.

"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

What's funnier than a bus full of burning babies? Nothing.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Q: Why is the sun so bright? A: Because it reads books!

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

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