What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

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Q: What did the hobo get for his birthday? A: Older.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

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What has 5 legs, 4 eyes, and 8 stomachs? Nothing.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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- Why a black man can not jump? - Because he broken his leg.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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A Jew, homosexual and Irishman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

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Penis!

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

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Why did the penguin go to the cookie shop? He didn't, penguins don't eat cookies

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How do u shit With ur ass

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How do you confuse a blonde? You tell em a AntiJoke!

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Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

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I cant think of one (._. )

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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theres safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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