- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat that her doctor recommended that she exercise regularly and eat foods with nutritional value.

What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

What's brown and sticky? Poo

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

Your mother

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Whats worse than 1 dead baby in a bag? Ten dead babies in one bag.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

2 peanuts were walking down the street, one was a salted .. the other was raped

Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

whats the best way to burn calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

Why is poop brown? Because you're a shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

What is the best time to go to the dentist? During office hours 2 or 3 times a year to ensure optimal dental health and hygiene .

Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

Q.What's worse than running over a dog on the road? A.9/11

Why do Jews circumcise their children.......because they like everything 10% off

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

Whats the difference between a watermelon and a black person? Ones fun to hit with a baseball bat, and ones a watermelon.

What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you? Run.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

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