A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why couldn't the boy play catch with his dad? His Dad is dead.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

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Once you go black you may be more open to dating a second black person.

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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How big is Justin Bieber's penis? 10 inches, and its in his ass, and its actually Usher's penis

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

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Whats green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree you'll die? A pool table.

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What did the pornstar say to the priest? i DO porn

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

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What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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What's the difference between Kim kardashian and lebrOn James?? Kim got a ring this year

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? A watermelon is edible.

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First kid: my name is bob second kid: ok First kid: Now tell me what my name is?? second kid: bob First kid: HOW did you know???

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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Guy 1: there is this really funny knock knock joke. Ok you start. Guy 2: knock knock Guy 1: who's there Guy 2: umm what? I don't know

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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