a black father

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

I use to be an adventurer like you! Then I got bored.

What do you call a horse with wings? Nonexistant. Welcome to the real world kid.

An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

Q: How many Jews can fit in a four door Sudan? A: Two in the front, three in the back, six million in the ash trey.

Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

Your mom is so poor, she contributes to the high unemployment of the country and didn't even have enough money to feed her family so Social Services came in and took them away

Your mom

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

You might be a redneck if you are a an uneducated white farm laborer from the south.

Knock Knock. Who the hells there? Nevermind.

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