whats a worse movie than saw I don't know my mom won't let me watch any

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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There are four black people near each other ? KITKAT !!! :D

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Roses are red Violets are Blue Little Timmy died yesterday

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a blond applies to college she gets in because she did well in highschool

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What ticks like a clock and has numbers on it? A clock.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

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knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

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You remind me of something. What? Summer Why because I'm hot? no because there is no class..

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the African boy get for Christmas? Nothing because he celebrates Kwanza.

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Dani Barton is a heart breaking 13 yr old.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Once upon a time.

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Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

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A man orders 3,687 bricks. He gets 3,688 bricks delivered to him. He throws the extra brick in the air. Ok, so a man is smoking a cigar by a woman with a small poodle. They are both in a plane. The woman asks the man if he could get rid of the cigar because the smoke is making her dog turn green. The man refuses. In anger, she throws the cigar out of the window. The man gets angry and throws the poodle out the window. What lands in the poodles mouth when it's falling? The brick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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