What do you call a row of houses that are all different size? A poorly thought out construction project that has enraged townspeople.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face pa pa poker face!!!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah Witness.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Chuck Norris. Alright come in.

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what is more annoying than finding a worm in your apple? An asian kid with ADHD.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!" The other bar patrons ask him what is wrong, to which he replies, "I stubbed my toe."

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny and frankly, I do not see why people think they are so funny.

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What do you call an angry black man? Angry.

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Un petit gars se plante en vélo et il se met à pleurer.

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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You:why did the kid get a massage? Guest:Why? You:Cuz he wanted one.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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The burgler walked into the house. Nobody noticed the initial intrusion. The burgler quickly left. The family of which was stolen from woke up the next day and enjoyed a hearty breakfast of grains, oats, and barley without a worry on anyone's mind.

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penis hehehehe

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How do you know a man is Jewish? Because he told you or you met him in a synagogue.

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- Ask me if I'm a firetruck. - Are you a firetruck? - No.

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