- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by 2 giant scorpions!!!!!

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

whats funny? ebola and 911

Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

What has 14 eyes, 14 legs, 70 toes and 7 noses... 7 people.

- I have cancer. - SUCK IT UP!!!

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

a priest a rabbi and a minister all walk into a bar and the bartender says "is this a joke?"

How did Hitler die? He saw his gas bill

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

So two friends walk into a bar. One says to the bartender, "Get me a Miller Lite please." The bartender says, "Sure." The other friend says, "Get me a Cosmopolitan please." The bartender stares at him and says, "That is not the drink I was expecting you to order, but I respect your decision."

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

When I was at the beach digging in the sand I looked down and someone said nehow

What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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