guess what? chicken butt.

Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

What do a grape and a spider have in common? Both have 8 legs..... Except for the grape.

how many gay men can you fit on a barstool 1

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

What did the kettle say to the pot? Nothing, inanimate objects can't talk.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? The orgasm.

why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

What did Lindsay Lohan wear to her birthday dinner? -An Orange jumpsuit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

The real Justin Beiber reallly followed me on twitter I deleted my account, set my computer on fire, scattered the ashes and killed myself

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Are you Jewish? No. That's what Anne Frank said, too.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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