- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the lemming jump off a cliff? Because he was suicidal.

A Jew and a Muslim are sitting in a bar. The Muslim asks the Jew for some money to buy a drink. The Jew said, "how much?" The Muslim said, "$7.00" The Jew then said, "yes."

Hi! This is Richard Young, I'll take it from here Ms.Mcgruder, lets find a quiet place to talk about this, e.c. at 5:00 p.m. tomarrow.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

Compton

Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

guess what chicken butt

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

Tennesse

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

women leaving the kitchen

Rebecca Black

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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