whats pale and white your ass.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

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Whats the differance between a preist and acne? Acne dosent cum on your face untill your 12

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Robocop and T-800 where fighting, first the T-800 manages to injure Robocop critically, but Robocop manages to repair himself and break T-800`s legs off, which T-800 suddenly regrows due to an unexpected upgrade. After several hours of combat, where civilians are injured and half the town is destroyed they where both worn out, but ready for one last struggle... ...Eventually there was a great celebration for whoever won.

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What is the best school in Victoria? Lyndale.

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

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Why did the boy commit suicide? Because he was bullied at school and felt it was the right decision.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue you have hemroids

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wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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Your mom is so ugly that your father married her because of emotional, spiritual, and intellectual compatibility, not because of sexual attraction.

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the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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What iz stupid? Hibiyav

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If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

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I am really good at math debating

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JESUS SAYS PICTURE HERE ..... Throws a party for 12 people the world still talks about 2012 years latter !

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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Whats the different between a black man and white man...... the different levels melanin in the skin that results in pigment

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What is next?

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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