Knock knock. Who's there? Pizza. Pizza who? Delivery.

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How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

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Her lips are not proportionally fit to her face.

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A black man, a jew and a racist walk into a bar, The racist proceeds to be a racist

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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Looks through the peephole.

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What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

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Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

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Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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T-Dog scare me

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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KNOCK-KNOCK Who's there? There's a man after me, I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me! I'm scared, I don't know what he'll do. Let me in goddamnit! There's a man after me I was just walking down the street and he started chasing me I'm scared I don't know what he'll do let me in goddamnit who?

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your TV

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What did the old man say? Nothing he was so old he died.

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What does wasabi spell backwards? Ibasaw

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I'm gay.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Drowning.

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Who has downs this joke

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How do you know when someone tells a bad joke? You don't find it humorous.

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who farted? umm........that guy.

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2 Jews walk into a bar. They have a couple drinks and call a cab to get home

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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