What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What's big, red and eats rocks? A big, red Rock-Eater

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What happened to Jim. He died his funeral is tomorrow.

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knock knock whos there a duck a duck who QUACK!

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Turn around.

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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The funniest tragedy in his young life...wasn't funny.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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To mamas so fat shes fat

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I once ate at a restaurant where the food was so bad that the chef's name was Earl.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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Why did the Israeli military stop the helicopter raids to Gaza? They didn't. They continue them until there is nobody left.

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As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

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Q: who is the worst person to ever post "jokes" on anti-joke.com? A: ryan valee

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123 Main street

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what to you call a black person that flies planes? a pilot YOU RACIST

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Obama-Care

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Wanna hear an oxymoron? Jews for Jesus.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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