Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

Today i told myself i would write a joke... Joke... ????????????LAUGH!????????????

Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

Mary had a little lamb, the doctor fainted.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Tennesse

Hey guys wanna here a joke? Never mind it was a gay joke but f**k it.

What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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what happened to walt disney when he died? nothing he was frozen and has been for many years now

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Star Wars

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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