Whats something thats red and swings A baby on a meat hook

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Why didn't Jimmy's mum come to the school play? She had a heart attack

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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What does a bug do in a telephone booth? Eats yogurt.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why did the lady spill her coffee? The waiter accidently ran into her and then apologized.

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only one person get beat up chuck norris. Who you say? Bruce Lee. He got lucky because his eyes were closed.

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Gracias por depositar mi dinero, y tener un buen día, adios.

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Why did the guy kill his friends? He didn't, he doesn't have any friends

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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

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In Soviet Russia, Joke isn't funny!

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Canada's army

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Q. Why was the cat brown? A. because it was a maori

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Why is that blond girl so dumb? Because she has fetal alcohol syndrome.

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How many monkeys can play COD at once? It depends on how many controllers you have.

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What happens when you combine a chainsaw and a baby? 30 years to life

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What's Worse then an apple with a worm? The holocaust

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I'm taken

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What's worse than the front page of anti-joke.com? The 4945th page of anti-joke.com, as those jokes have been rated poorly by other users.

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What did the gravel say to the road? Give me the D.

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

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How does a blind bit of difference differ from one that can see?

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